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GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY:  From the New York Post:   Ford is attempting to patent car “repossession” technology that would allow the automaker to remotely lock down vehicles or shut off key features like air conditioning if the owner misses payments, according to newly surfaced filings.  Ford’s patent for “Systems and Methods to Repossess a Vehicle” was filed in August 2021 and published in late February as part of the standard application process. The application has yet to receive final approval for patent protection.  According to the patent application, the technology would be used in the event that drivers ignore “notice(s) of delinquency of a vehicle-related payment” that are sent to their phones or their vehicle computer systems.
Cruise control, automated window and seat controls, air conditioning systems, remote key fobs and automated door locking systems are among the features that could be disabled through the technology, according to Ford’s filing.  “Disabling such components may cause an additional level of discomfort to a driver and occupants of the vehicle,” the filing says.  Very awkward for a teenager trying to impress his date.  An obvious attack on courtship.

March 2,  2023